We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:
1. Taylor Swift: She parted ways with Calvin Harris after 15 publicly blissful months together. Fans of Calvin are excited to see he’s done with the clean-cut popstar. Fans of Taylor are excited for the album that the split will birth.
2. NBA Finals: The road to the championship trophy is almost complete. The Cavs and Golden State are battling it out for the top prize while the rest of us look on and place sure-thing bets that are sure to backfire. We’re in for a round of exceptional basketball with legendary players. Strap in.
3. National Donut Day: The dessert disguised as a breakfast food gets its time to shine today. The gym will have to wait until tomorrow… or the next day.
4. Popstar: The Lonely Island’s new movie is out this weekend and promises to expertly poke fun at all of the things you love to hate (but also secretly love). Pop some Santana Champ and hit the theaters for a good time.
5. Dunst and Plemons: The Fargo costars are reportedly dating in real life. Landry has come a long way from Dillon High. Raise a glass to guys like him giving guys like us hope.