When we choose a drink, 99% of the time it’s because it sounds good, or we already know it’s good. Isn’t that what most people do? But there’s that 1% of the time that we see a drink with a ridiculous name and we think “That might not even taste good, but damnit, that name is so funny, I must have it.” That’s how we feel when we see drinks with really dirty names; yes, we’re immature. Deal with it. Next time you’re out and about, try to order one of these drinks with a straight face and without blushing – we dare you.

Slippery Nipple

This is the classic dirty name drink, so if you’re a dirty drink virgin, practice by ordering the Slippery Nipple. Your bartender has made this shot a million times, so they probably won’t even blink when you say “Give me a slippery nipple, please.”

This shot is so easy to make and it’s really tasty, too. Just combine:

  • 1/2 oz. Irish cream like Bailey’s
  • 1/2 oz. butterscotch schnapps


There are a few variations of this drink floating around, but they’re all very good. Oh, and good luck asking your bartender for an Orgasm… awkward.

Shake up these ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass:

  • 1/2 oz. white creme de cacao
  • 1/2 oz. amaretto almond liqueur
  • 1/2 oz. triple sec
  • 1/2 oz. vodka
  • 1 oz. light cream

Ménage a Trois

We’ve seen a lot of different versions of this drink because it’s basically a combination of three ingredients (haha, get it?). Here’s a popular version that you won’t be disappointed with:

Shake up these ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass:

  • 1 oz. dark rum
  • 1 oz. triple sex
  • 1 oz. light cream