When you get to a certain age, you don’t really know what to put on your Christmas list anymore. Yeah, you want some stuff, but it’s not really a big deal. Unfortunately, your family and friends pressure you into making a Christmas list because they need something to work off of.
In a dream world, we’d be able to put what we reallywant: booze. Just lots and lots of booze to last the whole year so we’ll never have to spend a dime. Is that so wrong? However, when you write “52 bottles of Jack Daniels” on your Christmas list, people start to worry. They don’t get it. You need to be sneaky and plant the idea in their heads without coming out and say “Hey, fill my stocking with some Grey Goose this year.”
Here are some totally fool proof* ways to make sure there’s some booze under the Christmas tree for you on Wednesday morning:
- Change your screen saver and desktop wallpaper to your favorite alcohol brand’s logo. Do this at home andwork because if your office does Secret Santa, the person who drew your name will get the hint.
*We’ve never tried these. They’re not really fool proof but we’re rooting for you.
If your family and friends don’t get it after these tactics, there’s no help for them. Here’s to liquor filled presents under the tree.
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