DrinkWire is Liquor.com’s showcase for the best articles, recipe and reviews from the web’s top writers and bloggers. In this post, Bit By a Fox offers a boozy slushie recipe.

It's hot, guys. Real hot. Like crank up the AC and lie nekkid on top of the covers directly under the ceiling fan until that fiery orb in the sky chills the F out, kind of hot. But that's summer! What are you gonna do? Drink. All. The. Frozen. Things. For starters....

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All I've been craving lately is cold soups, light salads, frozen fruit and drinks so cold they're literally half ice. Enter this boozy mint & watermelon slushie that met all of my summer requirements - light, delicious, and cold AF.

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Make no mistake, this is not your childhood slushie. 7-11 would SO get into legal trouble if they served up this high-octane slurpee. It packs quite the punch. You can blame that on the 110 proof (yep!) El Luchador Organic Tequila that plays a starring role. Ever since I tried 123 Organic Tequila founder, master distiller & tequilero David Ravandi's surprisingly smooth overproof tequila, I was determined to work it into a cocktail worth its fuerza.

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El Luchador ("The Wrestler") was inspired by the famous masked wrestlers of Mexico's Lucha Libre. No doubt its strength, style and finesse has something to do with it! This agave heavyweight had me thinking about what MY Mexican wrestling name would be. Although there's a name generator website for this, because of course there is, I thought it wouldn't be right unless a fox was involved, so here we have it - El Zorro Loco ("The Crazy Fox")!

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Also key to this cocktail is freezing the heck out of watermelon chunks.

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Blend in some fresh mint & lime juice, Campari, simple syrup, ice and a pinch of salt....and there you have it. Fierce, frozen, refreshing...and foxy, of course!

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El Zorro Loco - Makes 2

  • 2 cups frozen watermelon chunks
  • 3 oz El Luchador Organic Tequila
  • 1.5 oz Campari 1 lime (juiced)
  • 1 oz simple syrup
  • 1/2 to 1 cup ice
  • 2 sprigs of mint
  • salt to taste

Add all ingredients to a high-powered blender and process until it's a slushie consistency. Add more ice if too watery. Garnish with lime wheel, mint and watermelon.

Now body slam that baby directly into your mouth, you crazy fox! Enjoy!